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Disney Marks First Anniversary of John Carter Disaster
Over 100 studio employees solemnly gathered late Monday afternoon in Legends Plaza for an impromptu memorial commemorating the one year anniversary of the disastrous U.S. theatrical release of Disney’s ill-fated action-adventure epic John Carter.
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Computer Workstation Self-Destructs in Protest Over Use on Carrie Remake
A fully configured HP Z820 workstation tragically self-destructed Wednesday by short circuiting and bursting into flames in a desperate act of protest against being forced to work on a remake of the film Carrie.
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North Korea Cuts Minimum Height for Animator-Conscripts After Famine
A Seoul news outlet reported Friday that North Korea is filling the military’s cartoon studios with shorter workers because the current generation of animation producing conscripts was severely stunted by a deadly 1990s famine.
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Digital Domain Creates Holograms of Nine Old Men to Helm New Animated Feature
On the heels of their wildly popular digital resurrection last weekend of rapper Tupac Shakur, Digital Domain announced today they have successfully “resurrected” Disney’s Nine Old Men as holograms with plans to have them
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Jason Statham Says No to ‘Tiny Transporter Adventures’ Animated Series
It looks as if the brainchild of director Luc Besson and the Sesame Workshop will have to proceed without the talents of action star Jason Statham, who this past Friday officially bowed out of
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Summer Aspirin Prices to Rise 6% with Coming Wave of 3D Films
The coming wave of summer 3D blockbuster movies is expected to push the price of analgesics used to combat headaches up an average of 6% nationwide, according to an FDA spokesman. The big movie
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Studios Snatching Up Cookbooks after Success of Hunger Games
The recent success of The Hunger Games has lead to a frenzy of rights licensing for fresh culinary-themed properties as studios try to turn the contemporary foodie craze into the next big formulaic feature
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Sex with Interns on Location Shoots in Los Angeles Down 7% in Q1
An overall increase in sex with interns during feature film shoots on Los Angeles streets was more than offset by a decrease in sex with interns on television shoots, according to figures released by
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Freelance Modeler Killed in Transformers Toy Shelf Collapse
Lance “BumbleBee” McGowan, a 29 year old freelance 3D modeler and comic book artist, was tragically killed last Friday, when his entire Transformers toy collection, housed on several 5-foot glass shelves, fell on him
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Syfy Appoints Noted CryptoZoologist as Head of Original Movie Naming
Reflecting the successful convergence of Syfy’s original movie production programming and the fantastic world of cryptid legendry, the channel this past Wednesday named world-renown cryptozoologist Dr. Colin Kraken-Daft to the newly created development position
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