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Disney Marks First Anniversary of John Carter Disaster
Over 100 studio employees solemnly gathered late Monday afternoon in Legends Plaza for an impromptu memorial commemorating the one year anniversary of the disastrous U.S. theatrical release of Disney’s ill-fated action-adventure epic John Carter.
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Computer Workstation Self-Destructs in Protest Over Use on Carrie Remake
A fully configured HP Z820 workstation tragically self-destructed Wednesday by short circuiting and bursting into flames in a desperate act of protest against being forced to work on a remake of the film Carrie.
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Angelina Jolie Visits California VFX Industry Refugees
Oscar-winning movie star and UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie arrived in Los Angeles Tuesday to meet with refugees displaced by recent upheavals in the economically devastated California visual effects industry. This was Jolie’s first
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Fake David Cameron Scrotum Appeared on ‘Game of Thrones’
In a repeat of the now infamous season one appearance of the likeness of ex-U.S. President George Bush’s head on a King’s Landing spike, reports have surfaced that HBO’s Game of Thrones has inadvertently
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Truck Crashes into Mumbai School, 2700 Animation Students Escape Unharmed
A truck careened out of control and crashed into the side of a new animation school on the outskirts of Mumbai this past Tuesday. Miraculously, all 2700 students enrolled in a 6-week character animation
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Freelance Modeler Killed in Transformers Toy Shelf Collapse
Lance “BumbleBee” McGowan, a 29 year old freelance 3D modeler and comic book artist, was tragically killed last Friday, when his entire Transformers toy collection, housed on several 5-foot glass shelves, fell on him
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Exec Miraculously Rescued from Unscheduled MIPtv Pitch Meeting
A Canal + development exec, trapped against a hallway support beam for more than 15 minutes in conversation with a Bollywood producer pitching a kid’s animated TV special, was miraculously rescued yesterday by members
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Olbermann Joins Cartoon Network to Anchor New Primetime Nightly Newscast
In an unprecedented move sure to ripple throughout Hollywood, Cartoon Network has lured top controversial commentator Keith Olbermann to anchor their new nightly primetime national news broadcast. Coming on the heels of Olbermann’s messy
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